flavour-ites
(HAHA LIKE FAV FLAVOURS GET IT)
01 GREEN GRAPE
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH GRAPEFRUIT
Green grapes (specifically Muscat grapes) offer a delightful burst of flavor that tantalizes the taste buds with its unique profile. With each juicy bite, you're greeted by a harmonious balance of sweetness and tartness, creating a refreshing sensation that dances on your palate. The initial taste is often crisp and mildly sweet, reminiscent of fresh summer mornings and sun-kissed vineyards. As you continue to savor the fruit, you'll notice subtle hints of citrus, lending a zesty undertone that adds depth to the overall experience.
03 MILK/MOCHI/PLAIN
OKAY JUST LISTEN FOR A SECOND
All my friends make fun of me for this one because I say I just like plain flavours. Like tart fro-yo or milk flavoured ice cream at Somi Somi. They just go “so you like the taste of nothing”. No, it’s the fucking taste of milk. Or fresh bread. Or mochi without filling. That’s not fucking nothing okay and honestly I think it’s less boring than those motherfuckers who like chocolate. Everyone likes chocolate and it’s overrated and really should not be a default option everywhere fuck chocolate it’s mid as fuck and I hate chocolate so much except chocolate milk
02 HONEYDEW
OH WOW ANOTHER GREEN FRUIT
Honeydew, with its enticingly sweet and subtly floral flavor, embodies the essence of a sun-drenched summer day. Each luscious bite is a journey into sweetness, offering a delicate balance of sugary nectar with a hint of floral fragrance that dances lightly on the tongue. The initial taste is often reminiscent of ripe, juicy melon, with its succulent flesh bursting with refreshing hydration. As the flavor unfolds, a gentle undertone of floral notes emerges, lending a delightful complexity to the experience.
